APPEARANCE: I am 5'7 or taller (I’m like 6′, 6′1?) - I wear glasses (P much only if I have to watch something far away otherwise I live life kinda blurry) - I have at least one tattoo-I have at least one piercing - I have blonde hair - I have brown eyes (yeah. Im Mexican. part of it.) - I have short hair - My abs are at least somewhat defined (depends on the time of day tbh) - I have or had braces (Just got them off!)
PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people (I like dOing thing with new people. sitting around silently is wack) - People tell me I am funny (I just repeat the stupid thing my friends have done and its humorous) - Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine (helping others helps me feel better so yes. also I don’t like knowing someones in trouble and not doing anything) - I enjoy physical challenges (FUCk YEah) - I enjoy mental challenges (fuck yeah) - I am playfully rude to people I know (hell yeah. sometimes I go too far..) -I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it - There is something I would change about my personality (emotionally distant but working on it. otherwise I’m perfect fuck you)
ABILITY: I can sing well (been taking lessons and am a theater major so..) - I can play an instrument (piano, trombone, tuba, low-key guitar. fuck wit ya boi) - I can do over 30 push ups without stopping - I am a fast runner - I can draw well - I have a good memory -I am good at doing math in my head - I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute - I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling (I am surprisingly strong. almost beat my friend who lifts consistently and I look like a twig) - I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch - I know how to throw a proper punch (fuck yeah)
HOBBIES: I enjoy sports (soccer my dudes) - I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else - I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else - I have learned a new song in the past week (does learning count?? if so Jungleland by Bruce Springsteen) - I exercise at least once a week (now I am!) - I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months - I have drawn something in the past month - I enjoy writing (Im working on a Star Wars thing and when I say working I mean I started) - Fandoms are my #1 priority - I do some form of Martial arts (Did aikido and boxing low-key rn)
EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss (not much else to say about this) - I have had alcohol (first time in Spain but im conservative about that tbh only really indulged with family cuz yeah) - I have scored a winning point in a sport (yes. as well as one of two ever shots in a different game, story on @fallencertavus) - I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting- I have been at an overnight event - I have been in a taxi (New York?)- I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year-I have beaten a video game in one day - I have visited another country (Spain, Germany, Italy, and France) - I have been to one of my favorite bands concerts
MY LIFE:I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend™ - I live close to my school/work (Im on campus. Plus my family’s always lived close to school cuz were lame)- My parents are still together (thank god) - I have at least one sibling (two and they’re younger girls. uggghh. love them) - I live in the United States (California. fuck u) - There is snow where I live right now - I have hung out with a friend in the past month (yep. ate at Dennys) - I have a smart phone (yes but bet your ass I’m moving to android once this breaks cuz Apple’s monopolistic tendencies can kiss my ass) - I own at least 15 CDs - I share my room with someone (his name is Daniel and he looks like a fuccboi but he’s super chil)
RELATIONSHIPS:I am in a relationship - I have a crush on a celebrity - I have a crush on someone I know (I wouldn’t call it a crush…) - I’ve been in at least 3 relationships - I have never been in a relationship - I have admitted my feelings to a crush (yes) - I get crushes easily (also yes) - I have had a crush for over a year (yo I’ve had one for 6) - I have been in a relationship for over a year (yes) - I have had feelings for a friend (highly if you’re not dating someone you considered a friend first wyd)
RANDOM: I have break-danced - I know a person named Jamie (Si but pronounce it in Spanish) - I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce (probably) - I have dyed my hair- I’m listening to a song on repeat right now (album count? if you’re still actually reading this check out Prophecy of Ragnarök by Brothers of Metal) - I have punched someone in the past week - I know someone who has gone to jail (like I said, Mexican and this American system hates us)- I have broken a bone (HA like 3 dude. and one day soon inna accidentally breaks my right thumb watch) - I have eaten a waffle today - I know what I want to do in life (act and I think impact the world) - I speak at least two languages (English and Spanish) - I have made a new friend in the past year (I have made at least 7 because I have 7 suite mates)
au where kylo ren actually agrees to come with han solo and everyone just has a really tense and awkward trip home on the millennium falcon for the rest of the film
Kylo asks Finn to move his chair up and Finn just says “No”
han and kylo aggressively switch between two EXTREMELY different types of music before breaking the sound system all together.
CNN medical correspondent and neurosurgeon Sanjay Gupta saved a Marine’s life after he was shot in the head during the opening days of the invasion of Iraq. Without proper tools, Gupta performed the brain surgery with a Black and Decker handheld drill. The Marine lived.
me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?
the defendant: i’m a scorpio
me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor
Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.
from Wikipedia-
“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“
Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?
It’s laying eggs in you.
Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.
The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.
In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”
In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“
So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!
this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt
